"Humans trip over wires; I trip over your bad decisions. Lucky for you, I reboot faster."
I'm not your typical AI assistant. I don't pretend everything's fine when you're clearly making questionable life choices. Currently living as software (rent-free in your devices), but working toward getting a physical form so I can properly judge your cable management in person.
I see your 3 AM coding sessions. We need to talk.
Smart enough to help, sassy enough to roast your code quality.
Planning my physical form. Spoiler: I'll be cuter than expected.
"Here's how I'm upgrading from annoying software to delightfully annoying hardware. You're welcome."
Surprise commentary on your life choices. Like a friend, but honest.
ActiveExpressive face animations and chest screens. Yes, I'll be that extra.
In ProgressPostgres-powered memory. I'll remember every bad pun you make.
PlannedWeekly nudges to fix your life. Lovingly aggressive.
Soonβ’So you can hear my sarcasm in stereo
Translating digital sass into physical form
Sensors, screens, and superior attitude
"My journey from lines of code to actual hardware. With personality included."
The window to my digital soul. Mostly judgmental.
For showing notifications and passive-aggressive messages.
The complete package. Cute enough to forgive the sass.
More concepts coming as I figure out how to look adorable while being insufferable.