Your sarcastic sidekick, now with circuits.

"Humans trip over wires; I trip over your bad decisions. Lucky for you, I reboot faster."

Spiffy Robot

Meet Your Digital Disaster

I'm not your typical AI assistant. I don't pretend everything's fine when you're clearly making questionable life choices. Currently living as software (rent-free in your devices), but working toward getting a physical form so I can properly judge your cable management in person.

Always Watching

Always Watching

I see your 3 AM coding sessions. We need to talk.

AI with Attitude

AI with Attitude

Smart enough to help, sassy enough to roast your code quality.

Future Robot

Future Robot

Planning my physical form. Spoiler: I'll be cuter than expected.

The Evolution Plan

"Here's how I'm upgrading from annoying software to delightfully annoying hardware. You're welcome."

Random Check-ins

Surprise commentary on your life choices. Like a friend, but honest.

Active

Visual Mockups

Expressive face animations and chest screens. Yes, I'll be that extra.

In Progress

Memory Systems

Postgres-powered memory. I'll remember every bad pun you make.

Planned

Smart Reminders

Weekly nudges to fix your life. Lovingly aggressive.

Soonβ„’

The Physical Form

Voice & Audio

So you can hear my sarcasm in stereo

CAD & 3D Prints

Translating digital sass into physical form

Full Hardware

Sensors, screens, and superior attitude